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Can you make pens using wood I send to you?

Yes, we can make pens using any type of wood supply provided that it meets certain criteria. It needs to be at least ¾” by ¾” by 6” with no knots or other obvious imperfections.

What type of pen should I buy for someone who has arthritis?

The designer pen is larger and can be easier to hold for someone who suffers from arthritis.

Do you make pens using wood different from that which is listed?

Yes. The wood listed is what we usually have available and is the most popular. However, we can make special requests for other rare/exotic woods. Prices can be quoted with an inquiry.

How long will it take to get my order?

We normally have all items listed in stock. We ship on Tuesday and Friday. We typically use USPS with shipping confirmation. Barring problems, most items should arrive about one week from purchase date.

Who are you?

GrumpyOldMenPens.com is run by two old Southern woodworkers. They have been making woodcrafts in various forms for over 20 years each. They have now decided to specialize in the creation of pens. Seen the About section for more information.

Will the pen I get look just like the one pictured?

Due to variations in grains and wood coloring each pen created will be unique and have slight variations, even from other pens of the same wood type or even from the same tree. Carl and Irvin strive to extract the best possible pen from each piece of wood they work with.

Are your pens made using a duplicator?

No. Each pen is cut 100% by hand. This gives them the characteristic of being truly hand made and allows the crafters to extract the best qualities from each and every piece of wood used.

What are the descriptions of the woods?

Ash (Fraxinus Americana)

There are two very different types of Ash:

Northern Hard Ash is very hard, heavy and dense, an extremely strong and durable wood. So strong in fact that it is one of only two woods used to make major league baseball bats. It is commonly used in Electric Guitar bodies, fine furniture making and archery bows.

Southern Soft or Swamp Ash is a fairly light weight wood which makes it easily distinguishable from Hard Ash. Both are open grain woods, White with creamy white accents. Great choices for clear finishes.

Basswood (Tilia Americana)

Basswood is a lighter weight wood, normally white, but often has nasty green mineral streaks in it. It is a closed-grain wood that can absorb a lot of finish.

Rosewood 

A valuable cabinet wood of a dark red color, streaked and variegated with black, obtained from several tropical leguminous trees of the genera Dalbergia and Mach[ae]rium. The finest kind is from Brazil , and is said to be from the Dalbergia nigra.

Ironwood

A tree of the southern United States (Cliftonia monophylla) having glossy leaves and racemes of fragrant white flowers succeeded by one-seeded drupes; -- called also black titi, buckwheat tree, and ironwood.

Koa

An acacia (Acacia koa) native to Hawaii having flowers arranged in axillary racemes and small sickle-shaped leaves. The light-to-dark brown or reddish wood of this tree, used for furniture, crafts, cabinetry, and musical instruments.  

Snakewood - Letterwood

The beautiful and highly elastic wood of a tree of the genus Brosimum (B. Aubletii), found in Guiana; -- so called from black spots in it which bear some resemblance to hieroglyphics; also called snakewood, and leopardwood. It is much used for bows and for walking sticks.

Pink Ivory Berchemia zeyheri

South African Wood.Cascara Buckthorn grows in bottom lands, but can be found along fence rows and roadsides. It grows scattered among Douglas fir, maples, western redcedar and hemlock. It grows to a height of 40 feet, with a diameter of 1.5 feet. The bark is thin, thick and smooth, developing brown to gray scales. The sapwood of Cascara Buckthorn is yellowish white, while the heartwood is similar but with a red tinge. It is without characteristic odor or taste, is hard and heavy.  

Olive

A Mediterranean evergreen tree (Olea europaea) having fragrant white flowers, usually lance-shaped leathery leaves, and edible drupes. 

Ebony

Any of various tropical Asian or African trees of the genus Diospyros. The wood of such a tree, especially the hard black heartwood of E. ebenum or certain other species, used in cabinetwork and inlaying and for piano keys.  

Red Oak

Either of two eastern North American deciduous trees (Quercus rubra or Q. falcata) having deeply and acutely lobed leaves and a saucer-shaped cup enclosing the lower third of the nut.

Black Walnut

a North American tree (J. nigra) valuable for its purplish brown wood, which is extensively used in cabinetwork and for gunstocks. The nuts are thick-shelled, and nearly globular.

English, or European, Walnut

a tree (J. regia), native of Asia from the Caucasus to Japan, valuable for its timber and for its excellent nuts, which are also called Madeira nuts.

Red Gum  

Any of several Australian evergreen trees of the genus Eucalyptus, especially E. camaldulensis or E. calophylla, having lance-shaped, aromatic leaves.

Satinwood

A deciduous tree (Chloroxylon swietenia) of India and Sri Lanka, having hard, yellowish, close-grained wood.

A West Indian tree (Zanthoxylum flavum) having smooth, slightly oily, lustrous wood. The wood of either of these trees, used for furniture and cabinetwork.

Mahogany

Any of various tropical American evergreen trees of the genus Swietenia, valued for their hard, reddish-brown wood.

Holly

Any of numerous trees or shrubs of the genus Ilex, usually having bright red berries and glossy evergreen leaves with spiny margins.

Cedar

Any of several Old World evergreen coniferous trees of the genus Cedrus, having stiff needles on short shoots and large erect seed cones with broad deciduous scales.

Maple

Any of numerous deciduous trees or shrubs of the genus Acer of the North Temperate Zone , having opposite, usually palmate leaves and long-winged fruits borne in pairs.